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<< Iupati joins Davis, Mays and Bowman as Niners picks to sign
Santa Clara, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The San Francisco 49ers completed the signings of their 2010 draft class on Friday, as guard Mike Iupati followed offensive tackle Anthony Davis, safety Taylor Mays and linebacker Navorro Bowman,

<< Celtic signs McCourt to new three-year contract
Glasgow, Scotland (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Northern Ireland winger Paddy McCourt signed a new three-year contract with Celtic on Friday. McCourt, 26, had one year left on his current deal. He joined Celtic in 2008, and has three goals in 19 a

<< Playoff or pay-off? MEAC decision a 'win-win'
Norfolk, VA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - There's a difficult decision ahead for Mid- Eastern Athletic Conference football, and there may not be a right or wrong answer considering both of the given options have merit. "A win-win situation," according

<< Oswalt a deflection, not redemption, for Amaro
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - When Roy Oswalt puts on his Phillies uniform for the first time, he might have to check to make sure it is his name on the back of the jersey rather than what everyone in Philadelphia will be calling him for

Titans coach derides Kiffin's idea behind lawsuit >>
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -Coach Jeff Fisher has one word to describe the theory that the Titans sued Southern California because the NFL team is in the same state as Lane Kiffin's last employer.Absurd.The Titans accuse USC and Kiffin of breaching the c

Texans sign first-round pick Jackson, second-rounder Tate >>
Houston, TX (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Houston Texans have signed cornerback Kareem Jackson, the team's first-round pick in the 2010 draft. Terms of the deal were not disclosed, but the Houston Chronicle is reporting that the deal with

Lightning add F Moore >>
Tampa, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Tampa Bay Lightning signed free agent forward Dominic Moore to a two-year contract on Friday. The 29-year-old spent last season split between the Panthers and Canadiens, tallying 10 goals and 28 p

Wizards re-sign F Josh Howard >>
Washington, DC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Washington Wizards signed free agent forward Josh Howard to a one-year deal Friday. Per team policy, terms of the deal were not disclosed. However, TNT analyst David Aldridge reported ear

FOOTBALL TRASH TALK

Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).

Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.

Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).

Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.

Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.

The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.

What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.

Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.

But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.

In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.

Huskers' Lucky hospitalized for undisclosed reason

LINCOLN, Neb. -- Nebraska running back Marlon Lucky was hospitalized Monday for undisclosed reasons after Lincoln police responded to a call at his residence.

The Nebraska athletic department said in a release Monday that Lucky was admitted Sunday night.

MySportsbook.com has the Cornhuskers listed at +2500 to win the BCS National Championship odds.

A nursing supervisor at the hospital said all questions about Lucky were being referred to the athletic department. The athletic department said there would be no further comment from the department or Lucky's family.

A Lincoln Police spokesman said officers responded to a call at Lucky's residence 11:30 p.m. Sunday. The spokesman said he didn't know Lucky's condition at the time he was taken to the hospital.

Lucky, from North Hollywood, Calif., started six games last season as a sophomore and was the team's second-leading rusher, with 728 yards and six touchdowns. He also caught 32 passes for 383 yards. He averaged 19.1 yards on eight kickoff returns.

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